Grimaldi Action Figure

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HOLD EVERYTHING, EARTHIES! Stop the presses and freeze your cryo-tubes! This is the announcement you’ve been rotting for! For the first time ever, you can own a piece of the putrid pie that is ME—in glorious, glow-in-the-dark, fully-articulated action figure form!

That’s right, the Limited Edition Glow-in-the-Dark Grimaldi Action Figure is slouching your way soon! This ain’t no cheap re-animation, baby! We’re talking premium posability, so you can recreate all my most horrifying hijinks! But listen up, this is a small-batch burial, and these gruesome goodies will be gone faster than a zombie at a brain buffet!

Don’t get caught dead without one! You MUST contact us NOW to reserve your very own piece of decaying history! These ghouls won’t last!