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Brand New version of the Official Grimaldi Action Figure. Your doom has never been so colorful and articulated!
Hey, you silly Earthies! Grimaldi here, and I’ve been told to shill some merch. Usually, I’d tell management to take a long walk out a short airlock, but even a reanimated space-punk has to admit… this is pretty RAD.
They’ve finally captured my glorious, decomposing visage in 4 inches of glow-in-the-dark plastic! That’s right, Earthies, now you can own a piece of the host with the most… and make him sit on your shelf! The existential horror is palpable.
This ain’t your grandma’s action figure. This is a counter-culture icon, frozen in a moment of pure, punk-rock sarcasm. Comes with zero accessories because my wit is weapon enough, baby! But it DOES come with one killer feature: WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT, I GLOW. That’s right, just like I do in real life from the protoplasmic evil which animates my very soul! Stare into the abyss before bedtime, and the abyss will stare back… with a sinister green grin, just like in the for real, for real!
ORDER NOW AND RISK GETTING A POSSESSED ONE! Dimensional warehouse rift. It’s a thing. You’ve been warned.
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