LIL’ ASTRO-ZOMBIES

Description

Protoplasmic Nursery Kit

LOG ENTRY

FIELD REPORT: Stable, self-contained astro-necrosis achieved. The ‘Lil’ Astro-Zombies’ Protoplasmic Nursery Kit represents a breakthrough in compact, user-friendly cosmic reanimation. Specimen shows ideal loyalty-to-menace ratio for novice handlers.”

THE ORIGIN STORY / MANIFESTO
This is not a mass-produced toy. It is a hand-assembled experiment. Each kit is built in-house from salvaged components and our proprietary Spectral Slime. This is controlled cultivation, not factory replication.”

• CONTAINMENT VESSEL: Glow in the Dark Stasis Egg (Primary Housing)
• REANIMATED SPECIMEN: Astro-Zombie Biomass Figure (Class-Z)
• GROWTH MEDIUM: Protoplasmic Spectral Slime (Phosphorescent)

THE SCIENCE / SPECS
The Spectral Slime is a non-toxic, photoluminescent protoplasmic slime. Charge under light for 5 minutes for up to 30 minutes of operational glow.

Note: The specimen’s dietary programming is excellent, but its discretion is not. Distance from prized intellects is recommended.