Description
Alright, kittens and gentle-ghouls… shift your orbits and gather ’round the old view-screen. Your host, Grimaldi, has… diversified his portfolio. Let’s be real, the monster biz is a scream, but a ghoul needs a hobby. Me? I collect art. Living art. Breathtaking art.
So, I’ve poured a few casks of my best protoplasmic evil (the good stuff, aged in the screams of supernovas) into a new venture. A little side-hustle from the crypt. Call it…Grimaldi’s Gallery of Galactic Glamour.
Forget those Earthen Bunnies and their five-digit limitations. So terrestrial. So… pedestrian.
Here in the deeper, darker, infinitely more stylish cosmos, we appreciate a different kind of companion. One with panache. One with photon-baked charisma. One who can navigate an asteroid field by starlight and the curve of her smile.
Introducing the 2026 SPACE KITTENS Astro-Pin-Up Calendar.
We didn’t just borrow a style, babies—we reinvented a genre. We took the timeless pin-up, gave her a jetpack and a healthy dose of punk-rock soul, and shot her into a nebula for a photo shoot. The result? Twelve months of interstellar elegance that’ll make your standard-issue gravity-bound glamour look positively Paleolithic.
Each month features a full-color masterpiece—a unique Space Kitten blending 50s charm with Space Monsters’ signature psychedelic edge. From “Zephyr” with her comet-tail hair in March to “Synthia” adjusting her telemetry with a sly grin in October, these are dames who define their own orbits.
This isn’t just a way to track your pathetic linear years; it’s a declaration. Hang it in your cockpit, your lab, or your cryo-chamber to prove you have taste that transcends planets. It says you appreciate art, adventure, and a wink from the great, gorgeous unknown.
So be a play-ghoul. A sophisticate of the stars. Order the 2026 Space Kittens Calendar.
Life’s a bleak, empty vacuum. Fill it with something beautiful
Note: Calendar does not include zero-gravity lounges, ecto-martinis, or sentient guilt. Contains only pure, unadulterated Space Kitten splendor.
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