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JOIN THE SPECTRAL LEGION
(YOUR SOUL WAS NEVER GOING TO FIT IN ANYWAY)
Listen, Earthie. Tired of the squaresville scene? Done with the Earthie jive? Grimaldi’s looking for a few lost souls—for his Spectral Legion SM Fan Club.
The Deal: For $64.99, you ain’t just buying a subscription. You’re swearing an oath of fealty. You get:
· A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine & Blackjack Brigade. 3 issues. 150+ pages of gore, sci-fi, horror, fantasy and punk-rock terror mailed to your pad (or your grave).
· A Wallet-Sized Membership Card. Burned with your new extraterrestrial callsign. (“Dave from Accounting” was never scary.)
· Limited-Edition Fan Club Exclusive Spectral Legion Button. Perfect for triggering Earthies.
· LED Membership Badge & Lanyard. Glow in the dark like the radioactive trash you are. (Exclusive Upgrade for $19.99)
· 10% Off at Oblivion Trading Post. Even monsters love a good deal.
· Members-Only Merch. Items so rare, even Buccaneer Bunny couldn’t steal ’em.
· Legionnaire Lottery. Get featured in the mag. Win prizes. Have your story and art featured. Proving that you’re more than expendable background fodder.
This isn’t a fan club. It’s an initiation.
Fan Club/Subscription is 64.99 for the first year and renews at 49.99 to carry on the subscription.
